when a horse tweets

in this assignment, students transformed the non-sequiturs of a Twitter stream into stream-of-consciousness-esque literature, producing an #RHEADD version of twitterature. These short texts attempt to make the following spam tweets by @Horse_ebooks coherent:

You Do You

In a world where the selfie has become our dominant art form, tautological phrases like “You do you” and its tribe provide a philosophical scaffolding for our ever-­evolving, ever more complicated narcissism.

— Colson Whitehead, “How ‘You Do You’ Perfectly Captures Our Narcissistic Culture” in the NYTimes